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25 Funny Situations Of A Programmer's Life



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25 Funny Situations Of A Programmer's Life



1. When the project manager enters the office




2. When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning




3. When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used




4. When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production




5. When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer




6. When sysadmin finally gives us the root access




7. When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development




8. When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs




9. When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug




10. When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday




11. When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation




12. When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project




13. When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon




14. When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen




15. When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production




16. When my script finally worked




17. When I'm told that my code is broken in production




18. When I find a solution without searching Google




19. When the intern tells me that "the tests are for those who can not program"




20. When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines




21. When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented




22. When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6




23. When a misformed sql query actually returns me the correct results




24. When I start coding without doing analysis first




25. When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself



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